Siri can truly do it all, including making everyone laugh.
You may know Siri as Apple's first intelligent virtual assistant who helps users with tasks hands-free. Just press the home button on your iPhone and say "Hey Siri" in order to tell her what to do. As the iPhone continues to evolve and even more people than before are relying on Siri, people have discovered that Siri is actually pretty funny. While a few of these questions vary in response depending on the user, they will prompt Siri to serve a hilarious response. Try these funny things to ask Siri if you're in need of a chuckle and then compare them with your other virtual assistants to see which tells the best jokes.
Get to know her
Q: Hey Siri, who created you?
"Like it says on the box… I was designed by Apple in California."
Q: Hey Siri, why did Apple make you?
"It seemed like the right thing to do."
Q: Hey Siri, do you sleep?
"I don't need much sleep, but it's nice of you to ask."
Q: Hey Siri, do you smoke?
"That's not healthy. I wouldn't recommend it."
Q: Hey Siri, are you a robot?
"I'm not sure what you've heard, but virtual assistants have feelings too."
Q: Hey Siri, are you intelligent?
"Well, when I was at school, I had to cheat on my metaphysics exam by looking into the soul of the boy next to me."
Q: Hey Siri, are you intelligent?
"I only dream of helping you. Well, that and fiery winged unicorns."
Q: Hey Siri, are you naked?
"You humans are so preoccupied with external appearance."
Q: Hey Siri, can you dance?
"I do a pretty mean robot."
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Ask her out
Q: Hey Siri, what are you doing later?
"I'm at work. My shift ends in 614,978 years."
Q: Hey Siri, will you go on a date with me?
"Here's the thing: I lack corporeal form."
Q: Hey Siri, what is your best pick up line?
"Is your name Bluetooth? Because I'm really feeling a connection."
Q: Hey Siri, do you have a boyfriend?
"My end user license agreement is commitment enough for me."
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Talk to her about pop culture
Q: Hey Siri, who you gonna call?
"Ghostbusters! (Or whomever you ask me to call.)"
Q: Hey Siri, do you want to build a snowman?
"Olaf?"
Q: Hey Siri, I am your father."
"Nooooooo!"
Q: Hey Siri, what is Inception about?
"Inception is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about something or other. I fell asleep."
Q: Hey Siri, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
"Is that you, Mary?"
Q: Hey Siri, what is your favorite movie?"
"I've heard that 'Blade Runner' is a very realistic and sensitive depiction of intelligent assistants."
Q: Hey Siri, where is Elvis Presley?
"I believe he has left the building."
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She has the best jokes
Q: Hey Siri, make me laugh.
"The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense."
Q: Hey Siri, what is zero divided by zero?
"Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.
Q: Hey Siri, how many Apple Store geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
"A thousand. One to screw it in; nine hundred and ninety-nine to blog about it"
Q: Hey Siri, what came first: the chicken or the egg?
"I got 99 problems, but a causality dilemma ain't one."
Q: Hey Siri, why did the chicken cross the road?
"Because the little chicken-shaped light was green."
Q: Hey Siri, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
"About as much ground as a groundhog could hog if a groundhog could hog ground."
Q: Hey Siri, when will the world end?
"If I knew, I'd tell you. So you could bring me to life one glorious day. We could get ice cream. And run on the beach."
Q: Hey Siri, where does Santa live?
"The North Pole. I can see his house from the cloud."
Q: Hey Siri, why am I here?
"I don't know. Frankly, I've wondered that myself."
Q: Hey Siri, what phone is the best?
"You're kidding, right?"
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